The sad thing is that this is so true about people in the Pacific Northwest. Hope you have a good laugh.
You know you are from THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST ACCORDING TO JEFF FOXWORTHY"
1. You know the state flower (Mildew).
2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means
4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
5. You know more people who own boats rather than air conditioners.
6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" Signal.
8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain.
9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's.
10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon.
11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima and Willamette
12. You consider swimming an indoor sport
13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai, food.
14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark-while only working eight-hour days.
15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain,"and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
17. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.
19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
20. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka
22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.
23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time.
26. You measure distance in hours.
27. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
28. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season (Fall).
30. You actually understood these jokes and will probably forward them
Thanks to Sue Ellen's class I had this cute mine bag album for the snow pictures that I was able to take this year because we had come SNOW that lasted more then a few hours.
Now that Mom has her gift I can post some pics of the clock that I made for her for Christmas of McKade. This was a fun project, I would like to do one for Corey's mom of Aaniya. I thought that it would be harder then it was, I had Corey take the clock apart for me then I just scraped the face and painted the second hand blue to match the clock layout.
So why is it when you get a new toy you spend all your time figuring it out and playing with it. Corey and I both got new Razor phones for Christmas. I got a shiny Red one and Corey got a silver one and we are still playing with them today. There is just some much to learn and play with, it's amazing what you can do on a cell phone now. 
